Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

No soap radio

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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