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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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