- Anti Joke

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.