- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

men, men like men= men+bed

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

joe galasso from plainview ny

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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