I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What does? 42

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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