- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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