Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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