Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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