What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The WNBA.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Hi my name is Bob

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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