What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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guess what?

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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