what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Women's rights

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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