Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Lockerbie bombing

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What what In the butt

i have aids and a chode

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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