- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

The Aristocrats

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

apple pie.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

CHEEZECAKE

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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