whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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the cow goes moo

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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