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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

I Love Hitler.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What break when you talk?

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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