what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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live babies

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Religion

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gays

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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