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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A black person dies.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Small Penis.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Hello

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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