- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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