Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

roses are red poo is poo

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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