- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

I'm so punny.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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