How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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