Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I hate you.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Got milk? No.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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