There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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jokes r dumb

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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