What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Small breasts.

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