Women's rights

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Is Carly smart? No.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Chuck Norris died.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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