Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A scottish man having fun

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock knock! Yes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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