- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

the cow goes moo

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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