What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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potato

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Religion

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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That's unfortunate.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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