What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Small breasts.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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The jets are a good team..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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