How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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i like potatoes

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Hitler

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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