- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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