Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Anti Joke

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