What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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