- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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