- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Maths.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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