Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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