- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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