- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Come in.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

That's unfortunate.

Johnny just finished his pie.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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