knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

chuck norris

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

james schmitt whats your last name

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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