- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What is a dog? Bark

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

CHEEZECAKE

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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