Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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