Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's half of 8? o

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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