- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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