- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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