There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Once upon a time a was born

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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