What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Jews

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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White men's rights

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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