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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

a black guy hates chicken.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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