Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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womens rights

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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