su algato es en fuego

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Anti Joke

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