A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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