- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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