- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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