- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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