- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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