Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

osama bin laden is dead

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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