what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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